I have just committed an act of unspeakable vanity.
After months (years!) of putting it off, I'm finally popping the cherry on this blog. Why? Certainly not because I believe anybody's actually going to read it. No, I'm doing this as a boring ol' writing exercise, seeing as how the mind-muscles that control my ability to perform written communication have become pretty thoroughly atrophied.
But if you are reading this, you may be asking by now: "What the hell is in this for me?" Well, dear Reader, I can promise you two things: firstly, I will never again put words into your mouth, nor imply that you are casually vulgar; secondly, I offer you...
My 50% Seriousness Guarantee
This blog is and will remain exactly 50% serious; no more, no less.
In other words, if you think there's no possible way I could believe half the bullshit I'm saying, you're probably right.
(Fun math game! If the 50% Seriousness Guarantee also applies to itself, how serious does that make me?)
